put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
There's like everything here
Giant Python can open doors by itself
> Is it just me or did that “good job” have a little bit of the crazy in it.
> You would think that being almost entirely made of muscle would give it the ability to lower itself to the ground in a reasonable manner. Nope.
> Well this is just one more fucking thing I have to worry about now.
> That’s not OK.
> The way she says “Good job” at the end makes me think she’s training this snake for some sort of elaborate heist…
> I burst out laughing. That “THWACK” is so good.
> I’m sorry, but DID SOMEONE JUST TEACH MOTHA*******’ SNAKES HOW TO USE MOTHA*******’ DOORS?!?
> That’s terrifying.
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas